Smile Pretty, You Sick Fuck.
Amanda. Alive & above.

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

(Source: mc-wolfman)

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

(Source: thunderwulf)

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

supercute4ever:

me when I get married

(Source: incompetentantagonist)